Eytan's Probably Not Very Interesting Rambling Page

WATCH!!!

I've seen the Chili Peppers live :) :) :)

They were fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!

70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME

1. DO YOU SNORE?
Once, that was when I was at a sleepover *cough* livi *cough*

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER?
A lover with girls, a fighter with guys.

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Fear

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Was I a builder made out of lego? No.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Its so cool!

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I read that as stairs! haha! If I had one, yes.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Superly cute.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
No, never.

9. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Grey-white

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
All the time

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Yes! In one of the ball thingys

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I know all my talents, none.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL HOLIDAY SPOT?
I don't like to have spots on holiday, I use Clearasil.

15. Have you eaten sushi?
Nope

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "DONNIE DARKO"?
Nope *ashamed*

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Don't you make me angry, i'm natures best friend. Come hug a tree with me Mother Nature?

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
179.4

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I haven't tried

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A AEROPLANE?
Loadsa times

21. HAVE YOU EVER HITCHHIKED?
With my brother yes

22. ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
On me yes.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Against, but I have lots of mates that live in Huntland

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I'd hope so

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I love it, its all round and cool.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
You.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
To my cat about a min ago...oh dear

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
if you mean the sort of dead-alive yes.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No! I'm not my mum

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Medium

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
I'm sure some are.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
On the moon.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
19.06

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Ya, HoogleBoogleBoo

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers, baths take too long

38. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Yes, Mr Ponder is a living example

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Ooh yes.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Only in the lounge.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Myspace! Ha, that's why i'm on LJ.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Both!

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Not intentionally

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope

45.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Uno

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yep!

47. ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
No

48. WHAT COLOuR ARE YOUR EYES?
Stockport blue :)

49. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When I found out I had fucked up my JS

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I love it, wouldn't trade it.

51. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
Pingu

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Nooo, nobody is. Even Uri Gellar, big fake.

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Yes, John Lennon shooter.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Ya!

56. CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
No! I got put off when Mark snapped his leg off.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I love it. If its sunny.

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Never

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Don't we all?

60. DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Sarah isn't a dog, how dare you.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
No, it's make believe.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Not well

63. DOES YOUR MUM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
I haven't brought it up in conversation

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Nope, it's sunny

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Mug pasta

66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
No!

67. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Well yes.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Crazy frog, football!

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Nope.

70. FAVOURITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Rooney forever, every other band never.

Layers

Body: LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Eytan Harry Halon
Birthday: 12th Jan
Birth place: Gatley
current Location: Gatley!
Eye Colour: blue
Hair Colour: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Polish, Syrian, English
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: My cool Levi ones
Your weakness: Thinking of weaknesses
Your fears: Being eaten by a huge moth
Your perfect pizza: Sweetcorn, olives, mushrooms, peppers et plus!
Goal you'd like to achieve: All A's in my GCSEs, barring Jewish Studies

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

Your most overused phrase: I'm hungry
Your thoughts first waking up: Umm...let's not go to shul!
Your best physical feature: Eyes and I would like to think hair..
Your bedtime: When TV gets boring
Your most missed memory: Spending time with my grandma

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

Pepsi or Coke: Coke, anyday
McDonald's or Burger King: BK
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappucino or coffee: Caaaappucino

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: Nope
Curse: Yup
Single: Do I single? All the time.
Take a shower: Every morning
Have a crush(es): A few!
Think you've been in love: Kinda
Like(d) high school: Sometimes
Want to get married: Not now, in the future though
Believe in yourself: more so now
Get motion sickness: Yeah, urrrgh yesterday.
Think you're a health freak: have you met my mum?
Get along with your parents: Usually...not.
Like thunderstorms: MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD...hardly
Play an instrument: Not well

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: Yah
Gone on a date: Nope! :(
Gone to the mall: Hell yeah
Been on stage: Not acting, but yes
Eaten Sushi: Nah
Been dumped: Nah!
Gone skating: Nah!!
Dyed your hair: Nah!!!
Stolen anything : Nah!!!!


LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a game that required removal of clothing: Does my jumper count?
Gotten beaten up: Yeah, but I beat him up
Changed who you were to fit in: Not a big change..

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

Age you hope to be married: I would like to be married before 52?
Number of Children: 17000
Describe your dream wedding: In a chapel in Las Vegas
How do you want to die: I would like my heart to stop preferably.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A Producer!
What country would you most like to visit: Syria, but they won't let me go because I have Israeli stamps in my passport

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY

Best eye color?: I don't care
Best hair color?: above! although some ginger hair is irresistable!
Short or long hair: Long, don't want lesbian hair
Height: Smaller than me pref.
Articles of clothing: Something more than an onion bag
Best first kiss location: Somewhere romantic and not pressured!

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

Number of people i can trust: A few
Number of CD's I own: Loads
Number of piercing: 0
Number of tattoos: 0, although having Animo et Fide is quite tempting. Not allowed though, silly religion
Number of times been on T.V.: Quite often
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: A lot, mostly last few weeks
Number of scars on my body: About 5, injury prone.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Not that many, I get over things quickly :)

England v Hungary match photos from last night!

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Helichopper!

BBC Presenters join in the fun:

Walk out into the stadium:

Royal guests:

Huge crowds:

National anthems:

England attack:

HA! JS GCSE half failed.

I did this in Reception when I was 5...my first poem.

My school trip.
We went Blackpool.
And I went to St. Annes.
And I bought a sharks.
And I went to the beach.
And I felt sick when I smelt a fish

Wow, I was a good poet!

1. Initials:
- EHH

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
- Charles Perrault? But he is 378 years old.

3. Favorite fruit?:
- Strawberries!

4. For or against same sex marriage?
- For

5. Are you allergic to anything?:
- Exams?

6. Are you bisexual?
- NO! What have you heard?

7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
- Nope

8. How many U.S. states have you been to?
- Whichever Washington and New York are in?

9. How many of the U.S. states have you lived in?
- None

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S.?
- UK

11. Name something physical you like about yourself?
- Apart from my bulging six pack? My eyes.

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself?
- My lighthearted nature :P

13. Do you have any pets?
- A cat.

14. What is your dream car?
- Anything bugatti!

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
- Stockport...

16. Are you bipolar?
- No! I'm just permanently moody

17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
- Something amazingly expensive and cool

18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
- Pizza hut obviously..

19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
- No, err...druggy girl!

20. Has anyone ever sang or performed for you personally?
- Well...no

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
- No, I've only been to fireworks a few times, and that was with my family...so urrgh

22. Do you like Bush?
- George? I hope so.

23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
- I would love to!

24. Have you ever white water rafted?
- Yeah, Israel.

25. Has anyone 5 years older than you ever hit on you?
- 20 year old? No..

26. Are you racist?
- No, I hate everyone equally

27. What song are you listening to right now?
- Complainte de la butte

28. What's your favorite band at the moment?
- Rooney

29. What was the last movie you watched?
- Crash!

30. Where was the last place you went besides your workplace or home?
- Shul, how boring...but with mates!

31. Have you ever really vandelized someone elses property?
- No

32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
- No, not allowed. Forbidden.

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- What shoe size? I dont know!

34. What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
- Nose...

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
- Frappachino

36. Say something totally random about yourself?
- My name's actually Erkyll

37. Do you have an iPod?
- Not one that works

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
- Yes! Jamie Ward! (not really a celebrity, a Stockport player like)

39. Do you have freckles?
- Nopesy

40. Are you comfortable with your height?
- Want to be taller, but all in time

41. Do you love someone right now?
- Yep

42. How tall are you?
- 7 foot 59 inches

43. Do you speak any other language other than English?
- Gotta love french and un peu de hebrew

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
- Nope

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
- Yes :(

46. Do you watch tv?
- All the time

48. What's something that really annoys you?
- Jewish Studies GCSE!

49. What are some things you really like?
- seeing my friends, the best friends in the world

50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
- A hee-hee, shimone, motherfucker...yes

51. Have you ever surfed?
- Not well!

52. Do you know how to pump gas?
- petrol? oh yeah, you stick the big hard long thing in the hole...

53. What do you drive?
- I will be driving our Renault Modus

54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
- Till the next day

55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
- Yep

56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
- No, but I wish I was when I really hurt myself, urrgh baaad concussion

57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
- Yup, that's usually the point of dares

58. What's your favorite state to live in?
- I like to live in a calm, serene state. Oh go away US orientated crap. Where is small UK in your quizzes...hey?

59. What color is your hair?
- Darkish brown

60. What color are your eyes?
- Crazy blue

61. Do you have any special talents?
- Tennis Tennis Tennis Wimbledon Wannabe Tennis Tennis Tennis

62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
- Non-alcoholic? Wrong person mate.

63. Favorite city?
- Manchester obviously!

64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
- No, please let me though.

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
- A pirate probably... :S

66. Who do you live with?
- Parents, missing my bro and sis

67. Last thing you watched on tv?
- BB!

68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
- Used to, but couldnt be arsed after a while

69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
- No! When I'm older I'm sure.

Woop!

Tickets to Brighton booked.

Get in!

Le francais out of the way for about a month.

I got a tan to go with my name...funky.

Aye, I dunno what to think of life at the moment, its so good socially but these exams! Arrrgh!

Ma GCSE....demain!

Oui!

Ensuite, j'irai à la plage de Brighton!

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Married

2) Vegetarian?
Yes

3) Heaven?
I hope so

4) Come close to dyin?
To dying my hair? Well, no in both cases.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Necklace

6) Are you eating?
I'm chewing gum...but thats it.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Hell yeah!

8) Makeup?
No!

9) How many people have you made out with in the last 6 months?
I'm very lonely.

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
No

11) What do you wear to bed?
Boxers

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Nothing serious anyway

13) Can you roll your tongue?
Yep

14) Pluck your eyebrows?
No!

15) What kind of watch(es)?
I don't wear one

16) Abortion?
Arrrgh, JS!

17) Hair color?
Different variations on a brown theme

18) Future child's name?
Something that people can actually say and write, in other words, not Eytan!

19) Do you snore?
Not usually.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Sahara!

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy new jeans!

23) Gold or silver?
Gold

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Hot dog

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pasta avec pesto

26) Beach, city, or country?
Beach :(

27) What was the last thing you touched?
My cat

28) Where do you eat?
Breakfast room/dining room

29) When's the last time you cried?
Yesterday, it hurt like hell.

30) Have you read blogs?
Yes, this is one dear.

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
For Purim maybe

32) Ever been involved with the police?
No

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
I used to apparently

35) Beach or pool?
Pool

36)What's your favorite song at the moment?
Two more years by Bloc Party

38) Window seat or aisle?
Window, duh!

39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
I've met loadsa footballers, but no singers!

40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
I don't like to say...but I guess so

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl, all the best people do.

42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Rickie anyday

43) Basketball or Football?
Football, we lurve it, lurve it lurve it lurve it lurve it

44) How long do your showers last?
10 mins, I take my time.

45) Do you drive a stick?
No, but I'm sure I'd drive a car if anything :P

46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream cake!

47) Self-conscious?
Yup

48) What time do you get up?
6.30

49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
To an issue selling bum

50) When was your first crush?
Year 3, and a fair few crushes

51) Where do you wish you were?
In bed

52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I hope not, though mine has been a million and one times!

53) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Nope

55) Last gift you received?
A piece of cake

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Clothes, I'm such a girl...

58) What county do you live in?
Cheshire! arrr!

59) How do you eat an OREO?
Usually orally, although sometimes I tend to... (think for yourself perves!)

60) Last wedding attended?
My cousins in Israel

61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Pizza hut

62) Where do you work?
Currently unemployed, anybody want a right winger to play in their football team, I'm free!

63) Most hated food?
Tomatoes!

64) Shoe size?
7/8

65) Can you dance?
I like to think so..

66) Favorite drink?
Hot ribena!

67) Current Crush?
No way am I spouting that all over my LJ.

I won the compeition. How amazing.

£100 and a reception with the Lord Mayor of Manchester, not too shabby.

Oxford:












Snow:

It snowed today.

Ho ho ho

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa
was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to
visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and
were out,heaven knows where.
More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and
scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the
cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider
pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all
over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten
the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa
trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me
to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top
of the Christmas
tree.

> The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for
> a new striker to replace Michael Owen and hopefully win Liverpool the
> title.
>
>
>
> One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
> will turn out to be a superstar.
>
>
>
> The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably
> impressed
> and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.
>
>
> Two weeks later Liverpool is 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20
> minutes
> left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he
> goes.
>
>
> The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
> Liverpool.
>
>
> The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
> media love
> the new star.
>
>
>
> When the player comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about
> his first day in English football.
>
>
> "Hello Mum, guess what?" he says, "I played for 20 minutes today. We were
> 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everyone loves me, the fans, the
> media, they all love me."
>
>
> "Wonderful," says his Mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got
> shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten, and your
> brother has joined a gang of looters, all whilst you were having a great
> time."
>
>
> The young lad is very upset, "What can I say Mum, but I'm SO sorry."
> "Sorry!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first
> place!"

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Yeh, tis a Northern joke.

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

One day people will realise that incoherent vague waffle about depression and self harm is just pointless.

Get to the point.

Instead of saying:

The world endlessly caves in upon thyself and the soft skin carved to blah blah

Just say:

I'm depressed. Help.


I'm in a ranty mood tonight, I know.

Everyone in the world is so insignificant in the grand scale of things, but I'm not.



Don't pretend you've never thought you actually have some importance in the universe, whatever you do.

How depressing! Almost as depressing as Jewish Studies, and Jon sure knows what I mean.

Sara aint happy with Max, I aint happy about someone else (whos name must be kept quiet at the moment), everyones not happy with everyone.